When you get something for nothing, you just haven't been billed for it yet.

It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies.

In case you didn't know:

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

2. The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

Watch your thoughts; they become your words.
Watch your words; they become your actions. 
Watch your actions; they become your habits. 
Watch your habits; they become your character. 
Watch your character; it becomes your destiny. 

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is probably not your sport.